my text book just quoted the cookie monster
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
