i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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