Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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