He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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