Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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