we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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