Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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