my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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