Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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