She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
the condom got lost in my hair
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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