Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I smell stomach acid.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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