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what day is it and did you see me today?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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