break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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