Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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