his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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