problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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