I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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