I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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