took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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