Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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