Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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