I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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