Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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