marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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