Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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