you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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