May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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