I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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