check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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