i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Is it penis luge time yet?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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