shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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