PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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