The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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