this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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