I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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