There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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