why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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