i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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