HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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