He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Text me some of your sweat
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