Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I stole a fireplace last night.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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