Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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