they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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