So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
God, I missed his penis.
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