Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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