i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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