yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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