But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
