i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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