Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i came on her dog
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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