Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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