Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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