You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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