i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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