You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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