1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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